Thank god its friday

So its friday and I have a crazy headache, usually I don't get headaches but this is my bodys way of telling me something is wrong, and before I pass out from dehydration like I was lohan, I went and got some fiji.
So last night me and my parental unit talk yet again about my little brother, who inside my head I am going to make watch knocked up or a discovery channel documentary about how babies are conceived, becuase he is to curious for his own age. He tells my mother that when you eat yogurt, depending on what topping you get, that determines if you become a boy or a girl, immediately I fell out. Where could this child get this information from? Was his teacher the young Sharon Stone from Basic Instinct when she was kind of datable, not the new Sharon Stone from catwoman who leaves her kid in the car with the male driver. Where do these kids get this information from? Next he will be telling me that Ben Afflek was teaching math and to determine the weight to money ratio gave them LSD. I am just thinking and intervention is needed and not the kind Oprah gave to Whitney Houston.
Speaking of Houston, we have been saying for years that she was on crack and she told the truth she was not on crack, and said it was cheap. Come to find out it wasn't to cheap to lace with weed. That's the bs, I mean that's a hell of a come back to expose to the world, I would have rather her showed her crouch like hilton, lohan, or pink then tell the world you were lacing your weed with crack. Whitney you reniged on us.
Speaking of people that have reniged and acted like a straight nig Kayne, your actions made you look like a clown, you and your beard got thrown out for foolishness. Serena you snapped and you are aloud one slip up, that's it. Nothing else and for crying outloud can you stop working out, you look like a fraggle rock creature.
More pics to come ppl
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