Jesus c'mom and grab the wheel.

out for Iris party at 19

2009-11-23T12:04:00.001-08:00

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@ mr tootsie's with tony and stith

2009-11-09T11:33:00.001-08:00

Having fun
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Trav @ reunion

2009-10-22T10:48:00.000-07:00

@ a high school reunion out in the ne
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The newest edition to the family

2009-10-20T07:28:00.000-07:00

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Eating @ marathon grill

2009-10-20T07:27:00.000-07:00

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Getting ready for my mothers party

2009-10-06T08:47:00.001-07:00

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Dying in fashion

2009-09-23T09:02:00.001-07:00

So again on my way to work my head starts hurting again. Blurg my menijitis is back, or never really went away. As I wedmd.com myself and my mother looks it up on wikipedia we figure out what meds can be used and how to cheaply get them from canada. (Only thing it is good for) I leave work and go to the er again in chesnut hill and get on first name basis with the doctors like Meredith and Derek.
As I drive frantically like a white woman in a non traditional neighborhood, I get her to people dressed like contestants from are you smarter than a fifth grader, I break down. Must I die in labels, while being circle by the kmart shopping vultures. It reminded me of when charlotte had her baby in the satc movie and everyone was dressed from head to toe. Why don't people get dressed like today is there last day. I.E. Armani pants, gap shirt, bdg cardigan, gap underwear, marc jacobs bag. As I pray that I make it, more upset if I die in the er, with this woman wearing route 66 I would be upset. With that into we need to instill people start getting dressed, no longer jeans and sneakers all the time. Dare to be different.
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A night in the ER

2009-09-22T10:24:00.000-07:00

So the last few days have been awful, I have spent the the last few days in the er for menijitis (which is probably spelled wrong) and it attacks your brain and spine. It was worse than my mother telling me that biggie small's died because I talked in church. The picked and pronged me until I couldn't breathe and more, I half expected them to come back and tell me I was a girl, like that african track tranny. (Clever). After trying to convince the doctor that I am doing better, almost like convincing that immigrant office that just because we are from Trinidad we do speak english, no need for a translater, they let me go. I get home and I lay home around all day with 30 rock.
I have been drugging myself with vitamin c and calcuim like Scott Storch did coke, with 30 million, me with 7 bucks. I feel more drugged up than madonna before she realize she was about turn 50 and a new face was due. So chocolate thunder is doing a little bit better. As I am curled on my couch wondering why the page layouts are the same in details, gq, elle I am doing a lot better. So the census is don't get menijitis, you will fell like a slut. Not any kind of slut but the kind that was passed around in 1996 like the macarena. Everyone did it at partys just to past time. So see you at work tomorrow.
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Thank god its friday

2009-09-18T06:27:00.001-07:00

So its friday and I have a crazy headache, usually I don't get headaches but this is my bodys way of telling me something is wrong, and before I pass out from dehydration like I was lohan, I went and got some fiji.
So last night me and my parental unit talk yet again about my little brother, who inside my head I am going to make watch knocked up or a discovery channel documentary about how babies are conceived, becuase he is to curious for his own age. He tells my mother that when you eat yogurt, depending on what topping you get, that determines if you become a boy or a girl, immediately I fell out. Where could this child get this information from? Was his teacher the young Sharon Stone from Basic Instinct when she was kind of datable, not the new Sharon Stone from catwoman who leaves her kid in the car with the male driver. Where do these kids get this information from? Next he will be telling me that Ben Afflek was teaching math and to determine the weight to money ratio gave them LSD. I am just thinking and intervention is needed and not the kind Oprah gave to Whitney Houston.
Speaking of Houston, we have been saying for years that she was on crack and she told the truth she was not on crack, and said it was cheap. Come to find out it wasn't to cheap to lace with weed. That's the bs, I mean that's a hell of a come back to expose to the world, I would have rather her showed her crouch like hilton, lohan, or pink then tell the world you were lacing your weed with crack. Whitney you reniged on us.
Speaking of people that have reniged and acted like a straight nig Kayne, your actions made you look like a clown, you and your beard got thrown out for foolishness. Serena you snapped and you are aloud one slip up, that's it. Nothing else and for crying outloud can you stop working out, you look like a fraggle rock creature.
More pics to come ppl
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Partying @ prive lounge

2009-09-10T12:59:00.000-07:00

Yeah I know I need a hair cut, the saga continues this weekend. Must find a new hot spot. I think I know what I want my blog to look like
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Starting to do list

2009-09-01T07:48:00.001-07:00

So me and a special lady and a gentleman cam up with the idea to have a to do list before you die. Lord knows living to party and shop isn't enough. So you must have a list of things to do. I would add get away with murder but that's crazy, so to get away with a hit and run is easing its way on the list. It will continue to grow til it reaches a 100.
o   Visit 6 continents ( Antarctica is a stretch)
o   Drive the autobahn
o   Visit Seattle
o   Run with the bulls in Spain
o   Watch the space shuttle deploy in person
o   Have dinner in the white house
o   Sit in the audience of a fashion show of a well know designer
o   Be in a movie ( I have already been on TV)

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@ iris live painting

2009-08-25T15:01:00.001-07:00

Travis, felicia, and nadine.
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Me and this broad again

2009-08-24T09:44:00.000-07:00

Me and barbee

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more pics

2009-08-24T09:37:00.001-07:00

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More pics of the hair

2009-08-24T09:34:00.001-07:00

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On our way out

2009-08-22T16:31:00.001-07:00

Me and mrs bonner
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Like amy said back to black

2009-08-22T07:20:00.000-07:00

Couldn't take it. It has to go back asap
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Not sure how I feel about it

2009-08-21T17:49:00.000-07:00

This is the end result
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This is the begining steps

2009-08-21T15:50:00.000-07:00

I feel like I look like mr willy and I can take my hair off and move it around. I hope it turns out right
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1st edition of from the stairs

2009-08-20T05:03:00.000-07:00

Lol a nice lil backdrop if you will
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On our way out

2009-08-19T19:05:00.000-07:00

On to the way to mad max. Mexican food
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Another edition

2009-08-19T16:47:00.001-07:00

I love these pics. Keep them coming
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Eating water ice

2009-08-19T16:09:00.000-07:00

@ a friends house trying to steal art, she just got back in the room. Stay tuned for which ones I take lol
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My heart can't take any more suprises

2009-08-19T13:49:00.001-07:00

Well this is the last one for the day 5 ois enough. Look out for more pictures from my night
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I def feel it now

2009-08-19T11:06:00.000-07:00

I can't stand it now, I love all of you back. If you want to show your love and support, email it.
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Keep them coming

2009-08-19T10:02:00.001-07:00

I feel the love, do you? Its actually making my day. Now to continue this to a bigger audience. Lol.
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They are starting to pour in.

2009-08-19T07:27:00.000-07:00

My eyes are getting misty people. I love you to
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One person shows there love

2009-08-19T04:28:00.001-07:00

Lol one person shows there love for the blog and me. Well I love you to
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Laying on the floor in pittsburgh

2009-08-15T18:19:00.000-07:00

You want to know what pittsburgh has to offer, nothing. It so old they still have blk and white mall entrances. There mall is called century. It doesn't even have a gap. There is not bar's here. One liquor store. An asian buffet.
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Drivin to pittsburgh

2009-08-15T08:02:00.000-07:00

@ the rest stop with rednecks and hillbillies. And not the tv kind either. Me and my brother. No music. Its like survivor road trip. Today we are going to driv six hours and not try to get racial murdered
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@ work

2009-08-14T09:40:00.001-07:00

Over it. Extremely irrated
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@ daquans suprise party

2009-08-13T13:12:00.000-07:00

Me daquan and shawna
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Coming from chimas

2009-08-12T18:49:00.000-07:00

It was a bit meaty, yeah that's a pun inside itself. So can it. On my way home to finish this argument
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2009-08-10T17:16:00.000-07:00

@ the pool @ the airport
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2009-08-09T08:58:00.000-07:00

Couldn't find anything to do when I got up, so that outfit has to wait. About to go grab a bite to eat. Just realized philly is done. Outty 3000
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On my way to a suprise party

2009-08-08T17:07:00.001-07:00

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Work is done and about to start my weekend

2009-08-07T14:13:00.000-07:00

Thank u god
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@ shampoo

2009-07-31T20:55:00.000-07:00

Me and fahimah and the bar
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@ redstones

2009-07-31T12:50:00.001-07:00

Drinking @ four in the afternoon, its my birthday though
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On my bday

2009-07-31T11:40:00.001-07:00

A bdg tank and fresh boy hair cut guess who's 24. Almost old enough to rent a car
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Hunter boots

2009-07-30T21:14:00.000-07:00

One of my best presents ever. I woudl have never gotten them. Thanks a million stith
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On my way to the Ritz carlton for drink

2009-07-25T18:28:00.000-07:00

On my way and pictures there are coming soon. This is my malibu and pinap.(Apparently everyone already knew about this). That is olena we use to work for the slave conglomerate know as hm and the ritz has happy hour everyday from 9-11pm a nice fun fact. Onto changing for dinner
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Changed for dinner

2009-07-24T18:30:00.000-07:00

Eating with the family @ good burger, yes home of the good burger can I take your order
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Poppa's gotta a brand new bag

2009-07-24T17:31:00.000-07:00

Love bags and gifts
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The weekend begins with a cut

2009-07-24T17:14:00.000-07:00

A new cut and the weekeend begins. O to be so fresh
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Pictures from the rum bar

2009-07-20T06:14:00.001-07:00

Me, keith, and tj(who just graduated from jefferson I think, something medical) @ the rum bar and I don't have a hair cut yuk, from the end of june of 09
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And here is the outfit

2009-07-19T16:55:00.001-07:00

Pants and shirt h and m, shoes banana republic and personality all Travis. Tried to rotate it can't so tilt your head
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2009-07-19T14:06:00.001-07:00

Found on south street @ retrospect they have a bunch ppl for 10 bucks
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And finally the meal

2009-07-19T12:43:00.000-07:00

This is the meal @ marathon grill.
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Finally a hair cut

2009-07-17T18:43:00.001-07:00

This is how I clean up, now add the shoes and an outfit stay tuned
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Changing my style up

2009-07-17T15:52:00.001-07:00

I think its about time to be a little more grown and sexy, even though I hate that phrase, its like saying to a fat person, slim up and stop eating so much, its sick. Outfit to go with it is coming soon
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So I think I know what you might see me in for my bday

2009-07-17T06:23:00.000-07:00

Found @ www.billyboyceclothing.com
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For the woman

2009-07-17T05:23:00.000-07:00

The new pierre hardy boots for the gap @ 150.
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@ the opening they had an on the spot painting

2009-07-16T18:16:00.001-07:00

And this is the results of the painting
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Painted by my friend Iris Bonner @ her gallery opening at Jl Sullivans bar (I think)

2009-07-16T17:12:00.000-07:00

Me, the artist in white Iris, and her name Chavonne.
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Bobby Hill art exhibit

2009-07-16T16:30:00.000-07:00

A painting from the art show @ ubiq for bobby
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Thor and his leading lady

2009-07-13T12:39:00.001-07:00

This is the live action lead to the marvel comic book Thor and his leading lady, Chris Hemsworth-from star trek the new movie, and Natalie Portman.
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The new green hornet and his leading lady

2009-07-11T11:25:00.001-07:00

To me this is comedic genius @ it best. Cameron is to funny to me and so normal, and Seth is just hilarous
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The new green lantern

2009-07-11T11:23:00.001-07:00

Word on the street is that ryan renolds is the man for the job after he shoots his dark comedy

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Kinda old but you asked for it

2009-07-09T05:33:00.001-07:00

Venom lip balm for those of you who have small lips it makes your lips bigger for a few days or however long you use it. 20.00 bucks from drugstore.com Duwop is the name
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I met Paula Patton on my travels to la, and boy was she nice

2009-07-09T05:03:00.001-07:00

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Asos.com is having a sale, I kno we are in a recession, and I am here to help.

2009-07-08T11:24:00.001-07:00

The first one is $20 bucks, the second $17.10, the third is $115.00, and the last is $23.00 just some idea's on how to stay fly on a budget, and no one else wil have them cause now one know's about that site or this one.
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New sneakers

2009-07-08T05:39:00.001-07:00

Flinestone edition, get on them. available at osneaker.com
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Home alone

2009-07-05T12:26:00.001-07:00

This is what happen when u leave kids alone in the living room
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The game as the a-team member

2009-07-02T18:09:00.000-07:00

Rumor mill is a buzzing that the game is being considered as the black member in the a-team, giving the fact that I can't think of his name besides as mr. t shows this movie will be a major hit Like miami vice.
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Mj viewing

2009-07-01T13:13:00.000-07:00

So in my head I was thinking what if we carpooled to his viewing @ neverland ranch and was walking to see him in the casket and he got up like thriller and started dancing. Personally, I would scream "grab the kids its a demon" and leave. To much for me.
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A joke

2009-07-01T07:13:00.000-07:00

So today we got calenders @ work of what needs to be completed for the month. One of the only co workers I like told me it was me and her on the top of the calender and this is the pic
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A new step

2009-06-30T12:12:00.000-07:00

So I learned to update the blog from my phone so we are getting better.
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Return of the black rose

2009-06-23T07:34:00.000-07:00

So today i got an alarming phone call, from an unknown number (inside my head i figured it was those people with the same occupation as me finally catching up to me) immediatly the first call whent to voicemail. no message. They call back about 30 minutes later; and behold, the prodical daughter mrs sorrells has return to america, with all her lims in tack might I add. As exited as i was all i could think about is how she broke my louis vuttion in korea and tried to buy me a knock off and send it to me. Oh the horror. I haven't felt this good since i relized that goverment was doing secret expierences on teh poor ppl to better our medicine. I mean think about it, emergencys are back on, like midnight sales at bergdorfs when you signed up for the secret email account, cause your janitor at your building "rosa" cousin works there cleaning display counters.

Now its time to segway into more meaninless stuff that i am not obsessed about, and believe you me, this site is about to be up and running. So i heard the sissy Perez Hilton got punched in the face by Will.i.am and all i can say to that is kutos. I mean in a world were pig face(perez) is famous for trashing people who really aren't that bad, and can't back it up, is just crazy. Personally i feel like he needs to be deported to whatever third world country he came from. I mean lets be honest in his country coming to america and becoming a bus boy or a door man is doing it big, so believe you me he is an really reaching his potential. Think about the conversation in mexico
Rosa: hey you know jose:
Paco: yeah
Rosa: he washes dishes on 145th st in NEW YORK CITY
Paco: he must be doing well, he prob has a 2 bedroom for him and his 7 cousins.

See what I mean. So to sit here and complain for 11 minutes is a bit much, like bobby's mom would say "don't you know".

In other news, divorce is going around Manteka and usher are breaking up, John and kate plus 8 sperate (catchy right), and tina knowles and matthew are getting divorce in secret. Apparently they dont want it to mess up the careers of their daughters Beyonce, Solange, and Kelly. Dont act like you can't put kelly and matthew next to each other and tell they are father and daughter (that secretly got exciled to another country because she wasnt fulfilling her duties as cinderella).
And for all you who didnt know Ed Mcman died this morning, guess his heart wrote a cehck he couldnt cash.

Thats pretty much all i have right now for you guys, it will start getting more updates with things i see.

So i'm not obsessed

2009-05-28T12:28:00.000-07:00

So as you can see I am obsessed with anything fashion, entertainment, or celebrity like and the fact that i have found a secret website, AirFrance.com that will just about fly you anywhere inthe world for about 500 bucks round trip is my incentive to get my passport back. An now the rants begin, so I am planning outfits to where, because as i figure you can be extra fashion forward over-sea's, i mean can we be frank Europeans men wear speedo's enough said, and were not even going to get started on Donatella Versace. Cat sound alone.
Not even the fact that there is a homeless female celebrity who is protecting people from the paperazzi, is blowing my mind, her name is stephanie and she is a beast.........yeah thats what i was thinking, what the crap.

its a long time coming

2009-04-27T10:25:00.000-07:00

So today I am @ work and i have some bacon(raw pork kind) and i am think about throw3ing up and acting like i have the swine flu, yeah i know nothing to joke aboutm but hell if it can't get me out of work i am so down for using it. It made me think about other things like remember when sars, was the big thing and it was like i woke up on july 4th went to see transformers and sars had left the country, no work from it yet. All i keep thinking about is seeing the monkey on the back of a pig lookin for its next victim to spread its vile diesease.
There really isn't anything new to report, oh yeah B arthur died, apperently she was the woman who Mary was based off of in the bible, so now you know how old she is, no shock there she kicked the bucket. lmao. It was funny deal with it.
Lmao @ Tyler Perry being in star trek and Winona Ryder, stuff kept coming up missing throughout the movie.
It was really nice over the weekend, i should have gone to the beach like everyone else, nope i stayed in this dreadful city and hung out. Which brings me to my next subject of going out to eat with your friends and they say stuff like i dont want to spend to much money, and then get their food and cant freaking finish it. That really grinds my gears, just like when your eating outside people dont walk by and say that looks good, you ahve no manors and niether do the ppl who raised you

The slap/punch heard round the world. the rihanna to your chris brown

2009-04-06T15:37:00.000-07:00

The title says all it needs to say. Advised for a moment i thought i made the wrong decision, i didn't. I thought maybe it wasnt for the right but boy did you prove me right, in front of everyone. I feel like casualty's will happen and ppl have become part of what you are doing. nothing but drama, pain and hurt. you cant hurt me anymore. So over it now

Yeah Yeah Yeah... I know i have been slacking.

2009-04-02T12:01:00.000-07:00

So its like day 14 or whatever and I forgot to get a few days going on here, having been getting my life together. Yeah i know you love it cause I do. So this weekend i am aiming for a new tatoo, case in point i have like 7 bucks to my name and i just filled my tank up, so u know where that extra 8 dollar went(on hold @ wawa). So lets see whats new in the world.
The Obama's went and met the queen yesterday and Michelle was the only one who just shook her hand. I know a strong person, said i won't bow to that old hag lol. And the fact that they gave her and ipod with videos from when president Bush visit her gives new meaning to the saying god save the flaming queen. I know i went there man. Get off me. Yo did you here Michelle is bringing back the economy by shopping @ J. Crew. What's your mom doing with her life?
Lol so last night I had a dream that i was a cop, and not one of those philly cops that get shot and pull over people and let them miss there dying mother-in-law. But one of those no-confrontational cops that pulls people over and goes "Hi, license and registration?. Oh excuss me what? you lost your license? Oh don't feel bad I can never find mine either. Huh? you want to hold my gun? Sure be careful, i dont know how to put the safety on so i left it in the seat in the car.
Lol, i have a friend who is the funniest person in the world. Who heard that that visa is everywhere you want to be, and took it to heart. Aparently between the me and u she is so funny. i cant say to much more unless she says so.
My new favorite person in the world venida evans, the black woman from the ikea commercial, isn't she the best. 2mara will be better

day excellent......its eight. damn it jesus

2009-03-26T04:15:00.000-07:00

So last night i tuned in to american idol, which i don't watch even though i live music to death. They had some great performance's but since i dont watch it i couldnt tell you who did good or bad, but i could give you a physical description. There is the indian boy who sings, but it seems to me that if he moves to much he will be thrown off, and doesnt it look like he had a stroke on one side of his face. There is teh blind guy who did bad, but if you guys where out to dinner, and he always looks @ you right in teh face when u talk, would it have creeped you out if he said there eys are wathcing god. And then there is the girl who wore flats, who seems like a together Amy winehouse, but one drink from the bottle and you see where that got her. That one black girl, came out dressed like Tina Turner and didnt sing that great.
Any way on a random note, why doesn't anyone write hand written letters, O how i miss those. I write atleast 2 a month just cause i know how i feel to get a hand written letter. I heard that stamps are going up, the fact that its a goverment job, and the world we live in is going to hell in a hand basket means absolutly nothing lol.
What ever happened to teh infactuation with recording everything on vhs. If you go to my gmom's house she has everything on vhs, pricess diana's wedding and funeral, the inaguration, all dog's go to heaven, and like the first 60 disney movies. Crazy right. One day she tried to get me to put them all on dvd. Like Foggle said, i dont have the steady hand or the mechanical machinary for all of that. Nothing really to new. Though ppl. Off my game for thelast few days. But trust and believe monday will start a new bag of topics and we will go from there.
And to you, stop calling out of work. I know therre isnt anythign wrong with you, so get it together.

day seven....the world is finally seen for what it is

2009-03-25T12:32:00.000-07:00

So today, my stomach hurts like when i was a child and i got my report card, and i knew it was bad and i was going to get a beaten, but back then i use to chage the letters with ink and a type writter or whatever i could get my hands on to change it. Crazy right. Not sure why but just does. The world is setting in on my head, and i have had a massive headache for 4 days, and if anyone knows me you know i dont get headaches, and i feel like there is someone watching me every step i take. Not the person you think it is, i just feel like someone (2 ppl) are trying to screw me over and i quite havent been able to put my finger on it. i have relized that i have no contacts to ppl i use to know they are all gone. Things were wrongfully taken from me that needed not to have been removed. The life i once knew is not my own now. The world is disppointing me one day @ a time.

But in a lighter not it appears that Lindsay Lohan is running samantha money into the ground. So not only is the recession affecting her, lindsay reportly bought a maseratti, a chopard watch, like she took the amex and snapped. Apperently she has never been outside the real comforts of being broke lol, also Lauren Conrad, who is my best friend in the world put her clothing line on hold because of the recession. Back to the hills. uggghhh. which is also where i am heading, friday.

Its nothing funny to report for teh last few days. The world is retarded. Madoff's jail number was the winning lottery number in new york. OOOHHH did you see the look that the president shot the reporter during the press conference. i know i did.

The world no longer belongs to anyone. so on that note
Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice
also see u in church sunday jesus

day slip....i mean six

2009-03-24T18:24:00.000-07:00

So it seems that i have been slacking, i mean dont start something if you dont want to finish it. Know what i mean, and thats where it starts. Dont you hate someone who always says you know what i mean after ever sentence, clearly no i dont becuase you always have to tell me, and no i dont care or want you to explain it to me. I dont want you to explain it to me like i am raye charles and its the sunset. Please get out my face and ppl who us all of a sudden, matter of a fact, and by the way need to be shot.
Next ppl who were socks with flip-flops was a fashion fopa since like the 70's. thats like going outside with ur uncle at the barbbq with swaet shorts and dress shoes on. Also why when u were @ church where the old lady usher some of the meanest ppl in the world, and always would walk only have way to the bench and scream during service to see if there are empty seats when clearly i can see my self.
Is it fair to say this is cops punishment for the way they wrongful doing theyhave been treating ppl.
riding you bkie in the street is a bullet in the dome.
poor ppl need to be extradited.
fat need to skinned.
you need to be beat. i am out

day 5 technically 6 jesus put me in the trunk for a good reason

2009-03-23T11:08:00.000-07:00

So i got out the trunk, jesus took over the entire driver seat. He is crazy. So anyway i watched a couple get into a fight to day in one of those Kwanza neighborhoods, and saw that they were arguing and the people didnt want to help. I thought shoot, if that was me quickly take sides and stand firm, even if you don't agree. Because in all honesty that argument is your in a few minutes. That topic was boring, tell the truth.
OOOOOOOOOhhhhhhhh. let's talk about people who tell the truth in an awkward manor, by telling people your style is unique, or they way you talk is colorful. start sayin hey fat girl, I love th fact you have the self-esteem to wear tights, but they weren't built for a woman of your statue. Ohh or maybe you could say i love the fact that you shop @ the thrift store even though you lost your job and you call it retro, or teh fact that your just cheap. That's what i think unless you find a nice buy.
Not really in teh mood to blog today people. Really not in teh mood to do crap. screw teh blog today. Nothing interesting to say. gonna go outside Key people's car, Throw rocks in traffic, go to a jewish church and eat pork. screw it ppl.

An overtime day......

2009-03-21T06:12:00.000-07:00

So its a new day and nothing really to post its a saturday. I woke up, made it through another night.....GGGrrreeaattt!!!!! Like tony the tiger would say. Speaking of Tony who ever thought that the animal spokersons (spokepersons', spokeperson's) were a little loopy. Tony seemed like he was on speed, also Tucan Sam seem's like he had an addiction problem, The count dracula seem's like a dealer, telling you to take one ath ath ath....wait that was from sesame street, but you get the point. Also, side bar didn't Winnie the pooh's people seem like a rehabilation center.
With Winnie, not only having down syndrome, He seemed like a slow child with a speech impediment. Ehor seemed like he was going thru depression. Tigger was that child who couldn't keep still and need a.d.d meds, and than it was that rabbit who always wanted to clean like a coke head who couldnt quite get it right. That pig had gender issues.
Speaking of gender issue's lets talkMichael Jackson and his fairwell concert, the rumor is he will get paid 7 million to perform in the beautiful city of Dubai. The fact that since the begining of his career he has looked like famous woman in his life, starting with Diana ross when he was growing up, he became Elizabeth Taylor, and the fact that you have never seen him and Latoya @ the same time makes me think they are the same person. Let it marinate for a minute.
The next thing is that people. have this crazy idea that i want to use this blog to get famous, hahaha hahah (secretly I do) in that kim wayans voice from in-living color when she tells you don't nobody talk about Mrs. Jenkins, but i mean do i want to be famous for ranting, cause I have no other talents, besides spending cizzz-ashhh or do i want to be in-famous while being famous. X on the in-famous jail isnt for me or my skin. Can't steal it makes me sweaty, lie i can do, but i hate trying to keep up with them. Kill i could honestly do it but where would i dispose of the body. So back to thinking about people.
So for my final rant...........
I have been contemplating things that are right to things that wrong. Like this morning I saw an ederly woman walking to get into work and i let the door close, I figured that was my extra step to get into hell. I mean lets be honest they have a seat for me but i wont make it easy to get my soul. So that morning I thought about kicking a cane from under that woman because she really didnt seem like she needed it, is my one step closer to hell. But making people laugh and feeling good is one one step closer to heaven. I am out ppl to go cut some ppl off in cars, flip them to bird, and steal change out of wish fountains.

alright its day 3...i confess jeesh

2009-03-20T08:45:00.000-07:00

So its day 3... nothing really exciting here to talk about so let's go in hard man.

Let's start with I get to work today and there is a woman walking around with her child and everyone has there fingers in his face asking him question like you want mcdonalds? With a confused look on my face like when i realized The Cosby's were dark skin and all the children were light skins, She will be wondering why the child has a cold and pink eye next week. I feel like if I had children, in no way shape or form would anyone know. No children in the office or pictures on your desk. I am running for polotics. First law I would implicate.
Next........ I find the accent of Penelope Cruz is utterly unattractive. I feel like she thinks she has an Ora about her and the accent makes it even more sexy. F.Y.I... it doesn't, its sicking and should be revered as pizza crust. The part of the pizza no one likes, unless you have papa johns pizza sauce.
So, growing up my granmother use to tell me that people who curse, have a limited vocabulary and are unitelligent. I am campaiging though for teh word Douchebag. I feel like out of all teh cuss words in the world its not used enough. So let's trade that for one word that we use. ppl trade it. As you are reading ppl this one may not be as funny. Not Really in the mood to crack jokes, that's my mood. Ppl suck trust me.
And for my final rant........
I figured in my mood, i feel like confessing something so i figured I would go to the thing were the priest are and tell them but i feel like it would go totally wrong. I would offend the world.
1. I use the lords name in vain all the time.
2. i am one of the pretty ppl.
3. I use change in the tip plate @ 7-eleven to get back dollars @ the cash register.
4. I lie @ random sometimes.
5. I hate being nice to ppl
6. I laugh when ppl fall and hurt themselves.

So now I know i am a bad person. Add it to the list.
outty 3000.

Day 2 not to be confused with day 26......

2009-03-19T05:09:00.000-07:00

So its day 2 and I figured a few things last night that would not make this the typical blog about gossip (which will be in here), fashion (which will be in here), Entertainment (which will be in here), so honestly it will be typical. Except for the fact that I won't attack ppl, because we all have faults and none of us are perfect. The only thing different this site would have from the others is it will have my opinion and "no one can take that away" words from one of my favorite quack's Mariah Carey.

Let's start with Oprah and her week long struggle to get Rihanna away from Chris Brown. Let's start with saying she is only 21 and @ 21 you aren't thinking where your next bruise's are coming from. You think about forgiving and not letting it ruin your day. So on that note of Oprah, why don't they call her oracle. she alway's giving things away whether it's a car. or advice or just sayin in that oprah voice "here are a few of my favorite things". That voice gets me everytime. "Here's the next topic" in Oprah voices. Uugghhh

Disney. So the other day i was in line in target to purchase Pinnochio. I love love disney movies. Until I thought about that family guy episode where Brian informed Peter that Walt Disney was antisemitic. It got me to think about Pinnochio dark views, what grown man in this world that you know wants a child so bad he starts making them. That's a sign for a pedophile. Next movie Dumbo, weren't there some shuckin and jivin crows in that movie, that were reminicent of jim crow stereo types. Also, side bar note doesn't princess Jazmin character look just like Kim Kardashian, her sister Kourtney look just like r&b singer Amerie, and Khloe looks like the cookie monster.

Now, I hear that Madoff is trying to stay @ home until his arraignment. I was trying to figure out if there was a way to throw my debt in there as savings, I mean hell he had ppl paying for his fantasy footbalL league. I mean if anyone could give you lessons in life, It wouldn't be some street hustler named t-bone. It would be Madoff with 50 billion of swindling on his resume. Thinking your going to live @ home off of someone else's saving. Like the woman from little miss sunshine said when they wanted to make it to Rodondo Beach by 3pm. "Ain't gone happen."

The final rant...............Train wreck aside......

I am going to dedicate this part to a gentlmen named Adam Abaraca who decided yesterday that he would go into CVS, and start pilfering about 200.00 dollars worth of deoderant. Now like the rant starts train wreck aside, i dont know waht to say, but in the words of new York. Kutos.

keep you guys posted lol

a new day

2009-03-18T09:44:00.000-07:00

So a new day right!

So i deceided to go along and start this blog that I told myself I would start a while ago. I thought about using the prince style; i.e using a (eye) for the letter I, and u for the word you, but it just seems like a lot. Than I thought what would I write about that wuold keep ppl interested, but than i realized it's me. Everyone will read. No thats not cocky, but if you know me, you will listen.

So here's starting with Catherine Zeta-Jones; who is playing Cleopatra. she is black end of the story, and that seg ways into Beyonce playing Wonder Woman; she white, and that goes for you to Will Smith. You can not be Captain American. Also ppl check out Sunshine Cleaning with Emliy blunt from the Devil wear's prada fame, and the people that brought you little miss sunshine. That should say it all. I know I am on the edge of my seat.

Umm. next let's talk about ppl being sucked into Amercan Idol. With everything going on in the world, you are concerned that they added one more judge. Really!! your free time is getting put to good use trust me. Next who heard about kayne west being on the spin-off of family guy "The Clevelands" playing a rapper who can't make it. Tell me that is stretch cause isn't he just the biggest (Blank) you ever came across. Enter your own word there lol, many can fit. I bought role models. which was an excellent movie, from begining to end. really funny. thats all for that. Tonight "Something with Ted" comes on tonight on abc. looks like a good one.

And for my final rant............

So every morning, I drive to work. every morning i get stuck behind the same ppl every day, speed around them and flip them the bird. I contemplated getting a driver, but can't afford one on my salary. So, I contemplated going to mexico to get a driveer, cause lord knows they want every reason to come over here, a female tho, not a man. All mexican men look like lou diamond phillips and i think he is cuban or conquestador so that wouldn't work. not sure where where i would keep her tho, but I am guessing anywhere would be better than the slum's of mexico. Prob leave another one later. this was fun

So that mean's the day is over and tommorrow will soon be here unless; jesus comes and saves me. lmao. So another day another rant Oprah, disney, and a few others.